GARY'S OBSESSION

The FART bloggers are at it again, it's sad to think that these two men have got nothing better to do than to sit all day tapping away at their keyboard, scrutinising everything Stuart Syvret does, no doubt swilling beer as they do so, shovelling chips and grease down their guts and breaking off every now and then to watch Jeremy Kyle. It's a pity they can't get themselves a job, but there again who would want to employ such a pair of brain dead losers?

With all the talk recently of Stuart being a babe magnet, well, all I can think its that Stuart obviously has such charisma and sexual attraction that Gary is passionatly in love with him, as he spends all his days and nights stalking him! He even sent bitter little messages about his unrequited love whilst he was away on holiday, obviously he could not wait to get back. I have never seen such a slavish devotion! I bet Gary has pictures of Stu all over his walls, and a special one in a heart shaped photo frame, which he kisses every evening before he goes to sleep.

It's a sad situation, I can't help but feel sorry for him, obnoxious as he is. Stuart is definatly a ladies man, so he has got absolutly no chance there. I expect that is why he is so bitter, what a shame.