The online petition calling for Gordon Brown's resignation seems to have mysteriously dissapeared.
I wonder who took it down?
LIST OF SUSPECTS:
1) David Cameron - Not likely!
2) The Jersey Tooth Fairy (ask Jack Straw or Stuart Syvret about that one!) - Pigs might fly sooner!
3) Peter Mandalson - He seems to be in charge of everything
4) Little Jack Horner oops, I meant Straw - Seems to have his finger in every other pie
5) Gordon Brown's wife, Sarah - Has good motive, acute embarresment of how much of a buffoon her husband is appearing
6) Gordon Brown - Not likely, lacks the intellegence to do it