On Twitter, I get some right disgusting creeps
Wanting to be my friend
I block them, but every day there are more
They seem to go on, without end.
I'm hardly likely going to want
to be friends with someone called Ben Dover!
I'm sick and tired of them stalking me
I wish it could all be over.
Its against the law to stalk someone
But that law doesn't apply to me
Because I'm not a Muslim
and I am not Gay, you see.
So now, here in the UK, I'm an Outlaw,
A lost soul, in every way
But when I get to Heaven
Jesus won't condemn me for NOT being gay!!!